IAN YOU’RE MAKING SALTY WATER BURST FROM MY EYE HOLES!!!

Things that wont be the same while Stef is in the Yukon:

- Riding a tandem bike

- playing in a two piece band

- teeter-totters

- high-fives

- waiting on Stef’s balcony for him to get home from work

- jerry blank and dumb and dumber references

- Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!

- cheering for Stef at his baseball games

- listening to racist homophobic music from early-90s L.A. punk bands

- forgiving early-90s L.A. punk bands

- talking about letting Stef cut my hair

- holding wrists and spinning in circles till we fall down dizzy on the grass giggling

- helping Stef quit smoking by smoking heavily

- going shopping and going to the bathroom

- and everything else also

ALBUM REVIEW #3

I would like to start this review by retracting my previous review. I listened to that album more and it turns out it sucks. Go figure.

The Hunches - “Exit Dreams LP” - In the Red Records

This is an album I have listened to a million times and it definitely does not suck. In fact, this is probably the best album ever released by any band ever. The Hunches are from Portland and broke up after they released this record in 2008. This record contains the most masterfully written and beautiful sounding guitar riffs of all time.  This record is such an incredibly beautiful combination of addiction, compulsions, dedication, and mental illness that sometimes I wonder/wish if I weren’t a human would I perhaps be this record? If Stef were a record instead of a human he would be Doris Duke’s “I’m a Loser”. Anyways, Exit Dreams is what you should all be listening to right now, not me.

here is a track:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg4Mgrwad0M